Karaoke Stage

★★★☆☆

Sing your heart out like a Songbird on our karaoke stage! We offer a complimentary live band service featuring the Namazu Bob, Dick, Tracy, and Stacy to help you be a star!

Cactpot Scratch-off Donation

★★★★★

Donate your cactpot scratch-off winning item to another customer or staff! Type "/random" in chat without quotations to see what item you get.

1. 0 - 100
1. You get Goobbue Strength Deodorant! Smell ya later!
2. 101 - 200
1. You get a pamphlet on how to not be socially awkward!
3. 201 - 300
1. You get a privacy brick! The privacy brick has two modes:
   1. Defensive mode: you will cover yourself with the brick.
   2. Offensive mode: you will throw the brick at your intended.
4. 301 - 350
1. You get a box of cigars! Please smoke them outside.
5. 351 - 400
1. You get and your intended get a free meal!
6. 401 - 450
1. You get wax noodles! Trick your intended into eating these life-like noodles.
7. 450 - 500
1. You get a free toaster!
8. 501 - 600
1. You and your intended get a pineapple-scented hat!
9. 601 - 650
1. You get two 1.7oz alcohol shots to share with your intended (or yourself)!
10. 651 - 700
1. You get a height-adjustable Lalafell booster seat!
11. 701 - 750
1. You get a body pillow of Y'shtola!
12. 751 - 800
1. You get an Ironworks weapon model kit!
13. 801 - 850
1. You and your intended get chicken tendies! Ang sarap, or yum!
14. 851 - 900
1. You get a body pillow of Aymeric!
15. 901 - 950
1. You get an all inclusive trip to Balmung's Quicksands!
16. 951 - 999
1. You get a gold brick! How does this place stay in business?

Bustling Boxes

★★★☆☆

Within the store's wares is a unique box. Upon further inspection, it's living tofu!

Same-Day Primal Shipping

★★★★★

Get your goods before the next Akh-Morning! Reach out to a staff member to start a collaboration with the Sari-Sari Store. Don't see an item you need? Feel free to ask, and we'll get it!

Suspicious Store

★☆☆☆☆

The goods within the store are sometimes exotic and of very high-quality, at a fraction of the price! How are these products so cheap?

Cryptid Currency

☆☆☆☆☆

Channel your inner beast with this currency that looks very similar to blue mage job stones! You may never find cryptids, but these coins on the other hand...