Sari-Sari Store is Tang’s very legitimate, absolutely charming, not-at-all suspicious sari-sari storefront! Now with Primal delivery and a little bit of plot.
*We reserve the right to bless your order if you look like you need it.
A sari-sari store is a tiny neighborhood shop: snacks, staples, and small comforts that keep daily life moving. This store keeps that feeling, just scaled up for travelers who keep getting “accidentally” recruited into sidequests.
We run on Primal delivery: fast when the roads are clear, slower when the Bryn “helps,” and mysteriously instant when Sunny feels like being dramatic.
The classics (snacks, drinks, household) plus a curated selection of trinkets that are mostly safe. Euclid insists on labeling everything. Tang insists labels are a suggestion.
*“Not Cursed” means “probably fine.”
Define “real.” He’s here, he’s loud, and he accepts offerings of snacks.
Yes. Please return it unopened. Please do not ask what happens if opened.
Yes. Tang. You will be gently roasted and then helped immediately.
For orders, questions, and spiritual misunderstandings, visit the shop or send a message through the nearest wind current. If that fails, try leaving a note in the Message Book.