Meet the Staff

Tang Moon

Civet, not Miqo'te! • Shopkeeper • Crisis negotiator

• Specialty: finding deals and feelings
• Weakness: letting sidequests win
• Fun fact: from Bisaya Island

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R'tehz Tia

Magitek • Chef • “Not a Dark Knight”

• Specialty: making delicious food
• Weakness: excessive shenanigans
• Fun fact: changes outfits for his other job (Not a Dark Knight)

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Alastor Brynley

Gremlin • Store Sampler • Blaire and Sunny's Son

• Specialty: offers free sampo
• Weakness: snacks
• Fun fact: wants to be ninja

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Euclid Kepler

Engineer • Logistics • “I can fix it” guy

• Specialty: aether batteries + overbuilding shelves
• Weakness: Tang’s smile (systems fail)
• Fun fact: is a golden lion tamarin who calibrates products like they’re rockets

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Sanzang Sun

Taste Tester • Vibes • Occasional tamawo mystery

• Specialty: citrus, gossip, and disappearing politely
• Weakness: shiny trinkets (and chismis, or drama)
• Fun fact: Sunny can make any drink feel like a plot device

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Xuanzang Star

Pirate Captain • Procurement • “Found it” specialist

• Specialty: sourcing rare goods at suspicious discounts
• Weakness: none (allegedly)
• Fun fact: “returns” policy becomes “duel” policy

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Blaire Baines

Security • Sarcastic • Cuddly

• Specialty: psycho-analyzing customers and staff
• Weakness: Brynley's brainrot
• Fun fact: A gambler never reveals her secrets!

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Tito Whiskey

Consultant • Wisdom Vendor • Definitely not a scam

• Specialty: questionable advice with perfect confidence
• Weakness: free snacks (exploitable)
• Fun fact: golden Namazu diwata whose “juice” reviews are legally complicated

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