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Tang Moon

Civet, not Miqo'te! • Shopkeeper • Crisis negotiator

  • Specialty: finding deals and feelings
  • Weakness: letting sidequests win
  • Fun fact: from Bisaya Island
Visit her Site Sari-Sari OwnerBabaylan-ishMain Character Energy

R'tehz Tia

Magitek • Chef • “Not a Dark Knight”

  • Specialty: making delicious food
  • Weakness: excessive shenanigans
  • Fun fact: changes outfits for his other job (Not a Dark Knight)
Visit his Carrd Not a Dark KnightTotally a Flames OfficerGenius

Alastor Brynley

Gremlin • Store Sampler • Blaire and Sunny's Son

  • Specialty: offers free sampo
  • Weakness: snacks
  • Fun fact: wants to be ninja
Visit his Site FreebiesChaotic NeutralBabby

Euclid Kepler

Engineer • Logistics • “I can fix it” guy

  • Specialty: aether batteries + overbuilding shelves
  • Weakness: Tang’s smile (systems fail)
  • Fun fact: is a golden lion tamarin who calibrates products like they’re rockets
Visit his Site Engineering PicksPrimal RunnerSoft Boy

Sanzang Sun

Taste Tester • Vibes • Occasional tamawo mystery

  • Specialty: citrus, gossip, and disappearing politely
  • Weakness: shiny trinkets (and chismis, or drama)
  • Fun fact: Sunny can make any drink feel like a plot device
Visit her Site DrinksBlessing IncludedChaotic Good

Xuanzang Star

Pirate Captain • Procurement • “Found it” specialist

  • Specialty: sourcing rare goods at suspicious discounts
  • Weakness: none (allegedly)
  • Fun fact: “returns” policy becomes “duel” policy
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Blaire Baines

Security • Sarcastic • Cuddly

  • Specialty: psycho-analyzing customers and staff
  • Weakness: Brynley's brainrot
  • Fun fact: A gambler never reveals her secrets!
Visit her Site Blaire BearWrestlerPolyglot

Fluer'a Svalnesi

Funeral Director • Karaoke Master • Bun Biased

  • Specialty: searching for buns
  • Weakness: scary women and vegetables
  • Fun fact: He broke an expensive vase in the store, and is now in debt!
Visit his Site BlueberryYandereClumsy

Garres Mycota

Part-timer • Professional Yapper • Familiar with unusual company

  • Specialty: stylish
  • Weakness: hot dead people
  • Fun fact: He's a mushroom expert!
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Chiisana Mao

Bouncer • Alarmingly Strong • Questionably Qualified

  • Specialty: Threat assessment based entirely on vibes
  • Weakness: Being told, "wait, look over there"
  • Fun fact: Has not looked back since.
Visit her Site AirheadedLoyalNo Thoughts

Tito Whiskey

Consultant • Wisdom Vendor • Definitely not a scam

  • Specialty: questionable advice with perfect confidence
  • Weakness: free snacks (exploitable)
  • Fun fact: golden Namazu diwata whose “juice” reviews are legally complicated
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