Snacks Drinks Household Trinkets Not Cursed*

*“Not Cursed” means “probably fine.”

Snacks

Fried Chicken

Ships from: kitchen • “The chicken is joyful!”

★★★☆☆ (2,422)
₱100

Crunchy jolly chimkin.

Chicharron (Sacred Crunch)

Ships from: Tang’s Counter • Condition: dangerously crispy

★★★★☆ (2,401)
₱79 Primal

Pork rinds. Warning: may attract friendly spirits.

Balut

Ships from: kitchen • “Ang sarap!”

★★★★★ (9,999)
₱100

this is WHAT

Costa del Seoul Sushi Roll

Ships from: Bryn's desk • “Very tropical...”

★★☆☆☆ (13)
₱50

Beat the summer heat with a Costa del Seoul sushi roll!

Caterpillar Sushi

Ships from: the dirt outside • “Eco-friendly!”

★☆☆☆☆ (2)
₱5

This sushi is squishy!

Frozen Pizza

Ships from: company chest- I mean freezer • it's not delivery

★★★☆☆ (102)
₱15

Did you try heating it up?

Steve's Protein Powder

Ships from: a little Goobbue sproutling's reserves • get strong

★★★★☆ (25)
₱550

Builds muscle. Adds character.

Gum

Ships from: the candy aisle near the register • tropical flavor

★★★☆☆ (63)
₱5

Cleans another dirty mouth.

Lumpia

Ships from: Tang's heart • recipe from Bisaya Island

★★★★★ (2,643)
₱250

Fried spring rolls usually with ground pork, carrots, garlic, onions, shallots, and seasoning.

Chips

Ships from: our well-stocked shelves • various flavors

★★★★★ (325)
₱125

Feel free to suggest flavors, including wine flavored!

Sleep-aid Gummies

Ships from: the medicine aisle • honk-shoo, honk-shoo

★★★☆☆ (32)
₱350

Now with 83.425% efficiency!

Assorted Candy

Ships from: in front of the register • main ingredient: sugar

★★★★★ (5,233)
₱125

Use our free sample toothbrushes to prevent cavities!

Sharksfin Shomai

Ships from: R'tehz's tears • Bisaya Island speciality

★★★★☆ (63)
₱530

A dumpling filled with ground pork and mashed shrimp. It's called a shark's fin dumpling because it's shaped like a shark's fin.

Can of Beans (not expired)

Ships from: canned goods section • (still not expired)

★★★★☆ (253)
₱100

We're only saying it's not expired because it's true (got it?).

Spam Sandwich

Ships from: sandwich bar • taste you can hear (what)

★★★★☆ (658)
₱350

Canned pork meat sandwich.

Chorizo Negrense Sandwich

Ships from: sandwich bar • Xuanzang approved

★★★★★ (125)
₱350

Smoked pork sausage sandwich. Can be hamonado (sweet) or recado (garlicky).

Fruit and Whipped Cream Sandwich

Ships from: sandwich bar • konbini specialty

★★★★★ (253)
₱350

Who says sandwiches can't be dessert?

Chopped Cheese Sandwich

Ships from: sandwich bar • bodega specialty

★★★★★ (6,340)
₱350

Ground beef, onion, adobo, and cheese, all chopped together on the grill as the meat and onions cook and the cheese melts in a sandwich. Served with lettuce, tomatoes, and condiments on a roll.

White Lopporit Candy

Ships from: in front of the register • Tzae approved!

★★★★☆ (523)
₱5

"Seven White Lopporit candies is equivalent to one cup of milk."

Espasol

Ships from: our kitchen • A chewy delicacy!

★★★★★☆ (123)
₱100

Bisaya Island rice cake made of rice flour, coconut milk, sugar, and toasted coconut.

Bibingka

Ships from: Sunny's secret stash • Commonly associated with Starlight

★★★★★☆ (74)
₱160

A fluffy, lightly sweetened rice cake from Bisaya Island.

Drinks

Calamansi Concentrate

Ships from: Sunny’s stash • “for health”

★★★★★ (803)
₱55

Calamansi is a citrus from Bisaya Island. Sour enough to reset your life choices.

Tito Whiskey’s “Juice”

Ships from: Definitely not Tito • trust?

★★★☆☆ (666)
₱120

May contain wisdom. May contain lies.

Red Auroch Energy Drink

Ships from: the void • “Gives you wings!”

★★★★☆ (239)
₱3 Primal

Guaranteed to keep you awake.

Rolanberry Slurpee

Ships from: slurpee machine • don't drink too fast

★★★★★ (21)
₱100

Beware: your teeth will turn red

Blue Raspberry Slurpee

Ships from: slurpee machine • raspberries are blue?

★★★★★ (253)
₱100

Beware: your teeth will turn blue

Ube Slurpee

Ships from: slurpee machine • add whipped cream on top

★★★★★ (152)
₱100

In true Bisaya Island fashion, we add ube to everything.

Soda

Ships from: the fridge • above the rest!

★★★★☆ (534)
₱25

Warning: may attract polar bears

Buko Juice

Ships from: our coconut trees outside • refreshing

★★★★☆ (53)
₱15

Young green coconut juice. Served in the coconut itself or in a plastic bag with a straw.

Mango Smoothie

Ships from: our magitek blender • sends you to paradise

★★★★★ (8,645)
₱250

Mango viscera blended with frostbitten water.

Red Chocobo Alcohol

Ships from: behind the counter • Extra Strong

★★★★☆ (895)
₱140

A Bisaya Island special beer.

Coffee

Ships from: our magitek coffee machine • comes in different flavors

★★★☆☆ (93)
₱5

No, this is not civet coffee.

Household

Aether Batteries (Euclid Edition)

Ships from: Workshop • “I calibrated them.”

★★★★☆ (1,112)
₱349 Primal

If it hums, that’s normal. Probably.

Bar Soap (Anti-Aswang Scent)

Ships from: Xuanzang Star • stolen fair & square

★★★★☆ (512)
₱38

Smells like safety and mild intimidation.

Kiba's Toilet Plunger

Ships from: Kiba's bathroom • NOT stolen

★★★★☆ (253)
₱1200

We definitely acquired Kiba's consent to sell this (really).

Height Adjustable Lalafell Booster Seat

Ships from: our warehouse • “How's the weather up there?”

★★★★☆ (4,353)
₱5124

Guaranteed to help you reach the top shelf.

Mana-enhancing Pills

Ships from: behind the counter • feel large and in charge

★★☆☆☆ (252)
₱125

Boost your mechanics and rotations.

Pre-paid Calling Enhancement Card

Ships from: a spinning rack • communication is key

★☆☆☆☆ (1)
₱25

Forget dropped or fuzzy linkpearl calls with our premium calling card add-on plans! Enhances call quality per hour.

Camouflage Mask

Ships from: Ul'dah • can you see it?

★★☆☆☆ (96)
₱630

A mask popular in Ul'dah even though there aren't many trees in Ul'dah...

Dan's Hat

Ships from: our Danpuka specialists • trust in Dan

★★★★★ (8,653)
₱50000

Remember kids, the Dan Dan says, "The hat stays on."

Pickled Ram

Ships from: Brynley's secret drawer • long-lasting

★★★★★ (3)
₱9002

Tired of the rising prices of RAM? Try some preserved!

Walis

Ships from: Sari-Sari Store storage • very durable

★★★☆☆ (98)
₱50

Comes in walis tambo (dried tiger grass) or walis tingting (coconut palm midribs).

Trinkets

Peter's Chocobo Head

Ships from: Tural • “You all matter!”

★★★★★ (5)
₱5000

Might be a parasite.

Gremlin Plush (Set of 2)

Ships from: Brynley • “I packed it!”

★★★★★ (9,001)
₱499

Some assembly required (emotional).

Ironworks Weapon Model Kit

Ships from: R'tehz's closet • factory-sealed

★★★★★ (325)
₱9999999

You finished your last kits, right?

Malboro Cigarettes

Ships from: our front yard garden • stinky

★★☆☆☆ (346)
₱50

Please use in moderation.

Waterga Vape Cartridge

Ships from: behind the counter • healthier than cigarettes(?)

★★☆☆☆ (574)
₱340

R'tehz approved. Excessively.

Bahamut-blade

Ships from: toy aisle downstairs • “Let it rip!”

★★☆☆☆ (3,463)
₱5000

"Do you have those wind up toys that you pull the crank on and they helicopter around and then they hit your best friend in the eye and then you're never allowed to have them again..."

Not Cursed

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