Shop Interaction

  • The Wrong Bag: You receive someone else’s order. It contains something strange.
  • IOU Wall: Your name is already written under “unpaid snacks.”
  • Price Debate: Tang insists the item costs “one story.”
  • Restock Run: Shelves are empty. Want to help fetch supplies?
  • Broken Machine: Euclid is fixing something loudly. It might explode.

Activities

  • Sing: Check out our karaoke stage with a live Namazu band!
  • The Plug: If Maco's here, he's got "the stuff".
  • Buffet: An all-you-can-eat buffet is on the first floor!
  • Bathrooms: We have three bathrooms! One is out of service.
  • Computer Lounge: The top floor is a computer lounge. 100 Gil per hour.

Social & Slice-of-Life

  • Rain Shelter: You duck in during a storm. Tang offers tea.
  • Lost Friend: Brynley insists you’re “his friend.”
  • Rumor Board: A new gossip note mentions you.
  • Free Sample: Sunny hands you a drink “for vibes.”
  • Late Night: The store is quiet. Why are you here?

Chaos Hooks

  • Cursed-ish Item: A trinket hums when you touch it.
  • Tito’s Advice: He gives you guidance you didn’t ask for.
  • Missing Shipment: A delivery never arrived.
  • Sidequest Notice: A request is pinned to the counter: URGENT.
  • Unpaid Debt: Someone claims you owe them for something… from before.

Emotional Hooks

  • Moon Phase: Tang seems quieter than usual.
  • Repair Request: Euclid needs help testing something delicate.
  • Memory Object: An item in the shop feels familiar.
  • Apology Note: Someone left a letter addressed to you.
  • Shared Silence: No chaos, just company.

Bother our Staff

  • Tang Moon: Ask her to read your fortune! Positive results not always guaranteed.
  • R'tehz Tia: Need something fixed? Or need to learn how to use a computer? Ask him for help.
  • Euclid Kepler: Got any weird or scary stories? He's all ears.
  • Alastor Brynley: Something smells. Oh, it's your breath. Don't worry, he can sell you a toothbrush!
  • Sanzang Sun: Let her stalk you.

Cactpot Scratch-off!1!11!!

Cactpot scratch animation

Test your luck! Roll /random and see what chaos you unlock.

0 – 100
Goobbue Strength Deodorant! Smell ya later!
101 – 200
A pamphlet on how to not be socially awkward!
201 – 300
Privacy Brick™
  • Defensive Mode: Cover yourself with the brick.
  • Offensive Mode: Throw the brick at your intended.
301 – 350
A box of cigars. Please smoke them outside.
351 – 400
You and your intended get a free meal!
401 – 450
Wax noodles. Trick your intended wisely.
450 – 500
A free toaster!
501 – 600
Matching pineapple-scented hats!
601 – 650
Two 1.7oz alcohol shots to share (or not).
651 – 700
Height-adjustable Lalafell booster seat!
701 – 750
Body pillow of Y'shtola.
751 – 800
Ironworks weapon model kit!
801 – 850
Chicken tendies. Ang sarap.
851 – 900
Body pillow of Aymeric.
901 – 950
All-inclusive trip to Balmung's Quicksands.
951 – 999
A GOLD BRICK. How does this place stay in business?